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it's tempting to go the other route too: What is “transgender” supposed to mean? you get your peepee or your ta-tas chopped off. then you never speak of it again. Aren’t transgendered people just flamboyant homosexuals? All transgendered people have in fact become transgendered to avoid the horrid risk of same-sex attraction. not only are they not flamboyant, they wear only khaki and shades of gray. in fact, they have a uniform. a drab, tasteless uniform. Aren’t transgendered people mainly prostitutes or shoplifters? No. All transgendered people hate sex and love capitalism, just like all good housewives. Aren’t transgendered people sexually perverted? All transgendered people really want babies, although this is obviously impossible without a peepee or ta-tas. transgendered people use the words "sex" "marriage" and "missionary penile-vaginal copulation" interchangeably. except they would never use words like "penile" "vaginal" "copulation" or "sex." also, transgender people never experience arousal. ever. thank god. What makes a transgendered person want to change sex? a birth defect which has something to do with uterine hormone imbalances, domineering feminista mothers, impotent fathers, and ineptitude at baseball. Aren’t transsexuals just men who want to be women? While all transsexuals were, at one point, men, they then all become women. normal, sun dress-apron-and-makeup wearing stay-at-home married women. only thy cannot have children. which is crushingly sad for all transsexuals. Isn’t a “man in a dress” just out to solicit sex from other men? While all transsexuals do, indeed, wear dresses, they are, as stated above, all women. And just like all good women, no transsexual would EVER initiate a sexual interaction. Aren’t transgendered people just drag queens? No. Drag Queens are slatternly whores of the lowest order, who don't just dress like cheap skanks, but also wear wholly unbecoming colors which draw much undue attention to the body. Transgendered people have no flair, fashion sense, or chutzpah to speak of. Isn’t being transgendered just another deviant lifestyle? Transgendered people are so conformist that they drive to the supermarket in formation. No transgendered person has ever exhibited any deviance or creativity to speak of. They are utterly nonthreatening, by virtue of being petrifyingly boring. | |||
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